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Strangest Teething Infant Story Ever

Apr 07, 2018 0 comments

Upon reading about teething infant stories, we stumbled on one of the strangest teething stories ever.

THE VATICAN-ordered exorcism of a Waterford toddler has been called off after it was discovered that the supposedly-possessed little girl was simply teething, WWN (Waterford Whispers News) can confirm.

Little Jamie Kerraher, 19-months-old, presented all the symptoms of demonic possession over the past week, including fever, diarrhoea, and screaming at everyone who came next to or near her.

The distressing behaviour of their only child came as a shock to her parents, Kathy and Mark Kerraher, who immediately assumed that any child acting in such a horrific manner must be under the influence of Satan himself.

The tiny tot would even claw at the faces of her parents while speaking in tongues, sometimes for up to 23 hours a day, leading them to seek the help of the Catholic Church to drive the demon back to hell where he belonged, until it was discovered that rather than being a vessel for the beast, little Jamie was just cutting a back tooth.

“Well, looks like I got all dressed up for nothing,” sighed Father Michael Gannon, Waterford’s chief exorcist.

“The little one is in a lot of distress, but it’s nothing a bit of Bonjela won’t sort out. I kinda knew straight away that I wasn’t dealing with a possession when I heard the little one screaming and crying the house down at 3 in the morning… I’ve been to dozens of exorcisms, and they’re normally a lot quieter than that”.

The Kerrahers were delighted to find out that their little girl wasn’t possessed, but less happy to know that they still have ‘another 6 months of this shit’ to go through.

Quite hilarious, huh?😂 However, after reading through the comments, we determined that the article was just simply satire. Though, you'd have to admit, it made for a good read. You can find the original post here.

Any strange teething stories you wanna share? Real or not, Ha! Drop a comment below!👇👇👇


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