Dad Jokes Of The Day 😂

Dad Jokes Of The Day: Part 2

Here's part 2 of our dad jokes of the day that'll make you go😩🤣:
1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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2. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.
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3. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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4. How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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5. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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6. A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
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7. How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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8. MOM: "How do I look?" DAD: "With your eyes."
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9. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.
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10. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
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