Dad Jokes Of The Day

Dad Jokes Of The Day: Part 1

10 Dad jokes of the day your going to hate yourself for laughing at these:
1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
- He woke up.
ryan gosling lol GIF
2. Why did the coffee go to the police?
- It got mugged.
steve carell lol GIF
3. I've just watched a T.V. documentary about beavers.
- It was the best dam programme I've ever seen.
michael jordan lol GIF
4. I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her that it's over between us.
- I'm Ruthless.
cristiano ronaldo lol GIF
5. My mom bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
- I couldn't find the words to thank her.
very funny lol GIF
6. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table?
- Sir Cumference.
j jonah jameson lol GIF
7. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
- At sundae school.
jim carrey lol GIF
8. When's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y.
austin powers lol GIF
9. I tried drag racing the other day.
- It's murder trying to run in heels.
keegan-michael key lol GIF by HULU
10. My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
- But I'm on a roll now.
mike tyson lol GIF
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