Dad Jokes Of The Day: Part 1
10 Dad jokes of the day your going to hate yourself for laughing at these:
1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
- He woke up.
2. Why did the coffee go to the police?
- It got mugged.
3. I've just watched a T.V. documentary about beavers.
- It was the best dam programme I've ever seen.
4. I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her that it's over between us.
- I'm Ruthless.
5. My mom bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
- I couldn't find the words to thank her.
6. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table?
- Sir Cumference.
7. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
- At sundae school.
8. When's the best time to go to the dentist?
9. I tried drag racing the other day.
- It's murder trying to run in heels.
10. My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
- But I'm on a roll now.
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