10 Hilarious Kid Jokes
Kids jokes are sure to bring a smile and some laughter. Here are 10 hilarious jokes to keep kids laughing. Jokes are also a great way to kill a little time when you are trying to keep kids organized or a child occupied. Waiting in line, waiting at a restaurant, waiting for the dentist! These corny kids jokes would also be fun to add to a lunchbox and send to school!
1. Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
- A: You put a little boogie in it
2. Q: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?
- A: Because it was full of cheetahs
3. Q: What has four wheel and flies?
- A: A garbage truck
4. Q: Why do graveyards have a fence around them?
- A: Because people are dying to get in.
5. Q: What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?
- A: Show your spirit
6. Q: What did one eye say to the other?
- A: Between you and me something smells.
7. Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
- A: Gets jalapeno your business
(this one 👆 made us cackle)
8. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
- A: They use a honey comb
9. Q: What do you call an old snowman?
- A: Water
10. Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
- A: It is full of fans
Will you be using any of these kids joke with your little ones? Comment below with your favorite joke. Ours is hands down #7.